FAILED REALITY

KNOCK KNOCK! :)

Okay.. So uso na ba ‘to? Hahaha. ;P

Here are some random knock knock jokes na all over naririnig sa school :))

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

CIVIL!

Civil who?

Civil… llar ang tunay na mahirap…

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

MALAKING KOKEY!

Malaking kokey who?

Just dance.. MALAKING KOKEY.. (Tune: Just dance-Lady Gaga)

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

NINUNO, TATLONG KANGKONG, TOMATO MAIS CON YELO/HIELO..

Ninuno, tatlong kangkong, tomato, mais con yelo/hielo who?

Ninuno! Kangkong, Kangkong, Kangkong.. Tomato, Mais Con Yelo/Hielo.. (Tune: Empire State of Mind. In new york…)

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

GARY V.!

GARY V. who?

GARY V… leive in magic.. (Tune: Got to Believe in Magic- David Pomeranz)

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Tagabitbit!

Tagabitbit who?

Tagabitbit.. Tagabitbit.. Tagbitbitbitbit.. Boom Boom Boom.. (Tune: Boom Boom Pow- BEP)

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Hatch!

Hatch Who?

Bless you!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

How Come?

How Come Who?

How Come.. ay, di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay.. Dito sa mundong walang katiyakan..

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

BV!

BV Who?

BV are you down down down down down….